Here is a pain scale chart they found on a bulletin board at Mayo. (Revised...apparently for effect?)
Steph and my mom found it to be quite hilarious. Steph got the idea to reenact the scale herself.
Eight. More pain...possibly some constipation??
TEN!! SCREAMING PAIN!!!!!
If this was anyone else, it may not be as funny. But we found this to be down right hilarious.